Rhetorical Questions

Does anyone else ask their pet rhetorical questions? I think if my cat could speak our nightly conversation might go something like this:

Me: Who is a nooj?

Cat: I’m guessing me.

Me: Who is a cutie widdle cat?

Cat: *sigh* also me.

Me: Woo is the bestest cat, the bestest widdle cat?

Cat: well, this is a one cat household, so…

Me: Nooj, Nooj, nuuuuuj!

Cat: Have we reached this stage of the interrogation already?

Me: I kiss your little head!

Cat: I am cursed by fate.

Or, maybe I am just crazy.

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