Does anyone else ask their pet rhetorical questions? I think if my cat could speak our nightly conversation might go something like this:
Me: Who is a nooj?
Cat: I’m guessing me.
Me: Who is a cutie widdle cat?
Cat: *sigh* also me.
Me: Woo is the bestest cat, the bestest widdle cat?
Cat: well, this is a one cat household, so…
Me: Nooj, Nooj, nuuuuuj!
Cat: Have we reached this stage of the interrogation already?
Me: I kiss your little head!
Cat: I am cursed by fate.
Or, maybe I am just crazy.